The OpenAI Graveyard: All the Deals and Products That Haven't Happened
by dherls on 4/1/2026, 3:55:30 PM
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by: cmiles8
This is important context in the wake of yesterday’s “raise” announcement. A lot of this stuff seems to just quietly never happen once the ink on the PR puff dries.<p>The AI industry increasingly looks in scramble mode to keep the hype going as those storm clouds of financial and business reality get darker and darker on the horizon.
4/1/2026, 4:44:45 PM
by: woah
My guess is Sam Altman is a better VC than CEO. Better at hype, networking, fund raising, and back room political hijinks than shipping a focused product<p>He seems to be trying to take almost a "venture studio" approach by throwing shit at the wall, but the problem with these things is always that the "internal startups" are "founded" by people who don't have enough incentive or control over their product to perform as well as an actual startup, and are distracted by internal politics. And frankly, it may also be that the really good founders will just do their own startup vs working on a quasi-startup inside a large org so there's some selection bias as well.
4/1/2026, 5:04:45 PM
by: raincole
> GPT-4o<p>Why is this on the list? Like... what? How about including GPT 3.5 and GPT 2 here too?
4/1/2026, 5:10:58 PM
by: bigbuppo
And if Forbes is reporting this, that means the actual movers and shakers were talking about this months ago.
4/1/2026, 5:01:47 PM
by: yanis_t
It's missing the voice mode that never reached the level they demoed, and then gradually went to shit from that.
4/1/2026, 6:07:16 PM
by: TimLeland
Unfortunately I would bet OpenClaw is going to be on the list soon
4/1/2026, 6:10:22 PM
by: TimLeland
Unfortunately I would bet OpenClaw will be on the list soon
4/1/2026, 6:10:44 PM
by: jexe
I'm not an OAI fanboy by a longshot - but I'd view lots of experiments that didn't work out as a healthy thing, especially for a company trying to find footing in a new industry.
4/1/2026, 5:46:00 PM
by: crispyambulance
I think the VC/investor community needs to take A LOT of blame here. They've created an insane rush to financialize everything to moon at the drop of a hat.<p>I mean, even Andresson-Horowitz was taking NFT's seriously as though they weren't a scam only a few years ago (<a href="https://a16z.com/the-nft-starter-pack-tools-for-anyone-to-analyze-nfts/" rel="nofollow">https://a16z.com/the-nft-starter-pack-tools-for-anyone-to-an...</a>).<p>These people are also looking (and funding) quantum computing companies as though quantum computing is right around the corner after AGI.<p>They need to cool their jets. AI is certainly a worthwhile and super important development, but it's still possible to go overboard with it.
4/1/2026, 5:35:35 PM
by: MisterTea
Who is the person in the portrait at the top of the page?
4/1/2026, 5:18:17 PM
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4/1/2026, 5:42:21 PM
by: EGreg
So is OpenAI on track to overtake Google for discontinuing projects?
4/1/2026, 5:03:35 PM
by: Mistletoe
Has there ever been a period o time where people saw a bubble coming and that we were in one, but it just inexorably refused to pop/drug out this long? This isn’t a rhetorical question, I’m wondering how this period compares to other irrational periods of the economy like railroad fever etc.
4/1/2026, 5:03:25 PM
by: 6510
Before he left I use to enjoy enraging a manager several layers above me. In one instance I explained that asking us to cut a few corners to get things done was fine, usually we can figure out acceptable ways of doing it. But then, it is your job to take those fake numbers and figure out how we are doing. No matter how much effort you make if bullshit goes in you know what will come out.<p>Now imagine an entire economy working like that. Like say, LLM's are good enough to run entire companies but you don't get to run a company because you are good at it. LLM's can perfectly manage employee schedules but the real job is more like marriage counseling or group therapy. Somewhere along the road we forgot which jobs make the economy go. They are probably the ones with the lowest salaries as those lack the effort of conjuring the job into existence.<p>Humanity needs obvious things cloths, food, housing, transportation etc but that isn't where the money is. The people cooking the books have the money and they are looking for something like a book cooking book. The market for openAI will be in lying convincingly for the benefit of the investor. Reality must be auctioned off like domain names or search engine placements. Altman is really the perfect guy for the job no one wants. ha-ha<p>Alternatively we could humble ourselves, ask the Chinese how reality works and attempt to steal their fu. It's just a thought.
4/1/2026, 6:12:42 PM
by: moron4hire
"Disney’s then-CEO Bob Iger... was sold on Sora, too. He lauded Altman’s ability to “look around corners”..."<p>WTF is that supposed to mean? I'm sorry, maybe I'm being dense. I can't figure out what "look around corners" is supposed to mean. "Think outside the box," I guess? Why "look around corners?"<p>I mean, maybe I do get it. Altman has a weird face that looks like you can't predict where his eyes are based on where his head is. "Shifty," one might say. But I doubt that's what Iger meant.<p>It's dumb. It's dumb corporate speak. I'm so sick of this kind of stuff getting a pass. We used to bully people over using the word "synergy." Let's make america anti-corporate-weasel again.
4/1/2026, 6:09:34 PM
by: toolpipe_dev
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4/1/2026, 6:20:58 PM
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4/1/2026, 5:01:50 PM